{Unified Universe Project} [Video]

[adstring_npc]

[An older man is sitting by a fireplace, dressed in a very warm robe and holding a mug of something. He's smiling in a way that's probably supposed to look friendly but is still very shark-like.]

Merry Christmas. But you probably don't understand why, and many of you don't even know what Christmas is. To condense hundreds of man-hours into a few moments, I'll say that you are now better defended and better sheltered. Or you can be better sheltered. If you try.

An explanation for those of you that like to demand them.

[The smile fades, he looks annoyed before his expression and voice go to 'patronizing lecture.']

There was an inorganic buildup, blocking some transferances from taking place. We could remove the buildup a few ways, to try to continue establishing a way home. After analyzing what it was, we realized that our options of destroying or repelling it weren't as useful as bringing it through would be for all of you.

[The shark-smile is back, and it doesn't reach his eyes at all.]

So Merry Christmas again. I hope this is the start of us working together more instead of causing trouble. After all, this is the season for harmony. You're welcome.

[He reaches over and shuts the PCD off.]


[[ooc: Post occurs at 2:06 am, just after the buildings show up at 2:05.]]

Comments

[Video]

[dreams-are-mine.livejournal.com]

Oh you're the no-nonsense type aren't you? &hearts

Except~ for all that silly filler.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Then why did you ask what they were? Are you sure you're not an idiot?

There we go, proof that you are. That's what the entire point of me speaking was. We moved them here.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Buildings.

Moved here.

Is that easy enough for you or should I start using one-syllable words?

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Ah, our little error. You're not dead yet?

[saucey]

Hn.

[Like this? <3]

[Video]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

There's no reason for filler or superficial bullshit. Nonsense is a waste of time, and I'm a busy man.

[dualwielded.livejournal.com]

...So where's the catch? I don't buy this "for your benefit" crap.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

[The Chairman looks off screen.] What's a one-syllable word for idiot? Or useless?

[A previously unheard female voice answers.] Stupid? Worthless?

[The Chairman looks like he has a headache for a moment before he turns back to the PCD.]

See city. See house in city. House is shelter. Go dog go, the house is here now.

I can't get much more simple than that, sorry if you're too stupid to follow.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

I would compliment you on thinking, except it seems to be in style to be suspicious and look gift horses in the mouth.

They're buildings. Use them or not. I don't care.

[saucey]

[Heyhey. Ignoring you now.]

[thefirstuchiha.livejournal.com]

What a charming gift you've given us.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Yes. Now don't come back in here.

[thefirstuchiha.livejournal.com]

You didn't enjoy my last visit?

[Video]

[snappedking.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[why yes, he is sincere!]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Did I stutter? Don't come back in here means no. I did not.

But we're putting together some lovely parting gifts for the next person to come in.

[dualwielded.livejournal.com]

You mean that it's only natural for us to be suspicious of the people who brought us here.

[Video]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Yes, whatever.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

No, it's trendy to try to seem intelligent when you aren't.

[thefirstuchiha.livejournal.com]

Such a shame. My visits to the Inner City are usually rather exciting and eventful.

Sounds like fun~ Whoever gets those gifts will be a lucky person, indeed.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. So lucky.

[ebbxandxflow.livejournal.com]

New defenses?

So that's what that sound was.

Guess you won't tell me exactly what just appeared, huh? Really. No sympathy for the blind here.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Some sympathy for some of the blind. None for someone who did it to themself by getting in a fight.

Buildings.

[dualwielded.livejournal.com]

And trendy to seem witty when you're not.

[ebbxandxflow.livejournal.com]

Tch. He started it.

[Such a five-year-old response. But hey, he'll stick to it.]

... No shit. What kind of buildings is what I'm looking for.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

I'm not trying. So if I seem witty, it's entirely in your head.