adstring_npc: (Chairman)
Adstringéndum NPC ([personal profile] adstring_npc) wrote2009-12-25 01:36 am

{Unified Universe Project} [Video]

[An older man is sitting by a fireplace, dressed in a very warm robe and holding a mug of something. He's smiling in a way that's probably supposed to look friendly but is still very shark-like.]

Merry Christmas. But you probably don't understand why, and many of you don't even know what Christmas is. To condense hundreds of man-hours into a few moments, I'll say that you are now better defended and better sheltered. Or you can be better sheltered. If you try.

An explanation for those of you that like to demand them.

[The smile fades, he looks annoyed before his expression and voice go to 'patronizing lecture.']

There was an inorganic buildup, blocking some transferances from taking place. We could remove the buildup a few ways, to try to continue establishing a way home. After analyzing what it was, we realized that our options of destroying or repelling it weren't as useful as bringing it through would be for all of you.

[The shark-smile is back, and it doesn't reach his eyes at all.]

So Merry Christmas again. I hope this is the start of us working together more instead of causing trouble. After all, this is the season for harmony. You're welcome.

[He reaches over and shuts the PCD off.]


[[ooc: Post occurs at 2:06 am, just after the buildings show up at 2:05.]]

[identity profile] replica-flame.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Guess who just woke up and sounds very groggy~?]

What're you talking about?

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Do none of you actually look around before asking questions? How hard is it?

[identity profile] replica-flame.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's dark and I just woke up...humor me.

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
No. Look out your window and then talk to me.

[identity profile] replica-flame.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Fine.

[He grumbles as he gets out of his bed, nearly tripping over his pet rappig as he goes. He looks out the windows and clearly sees the Greek Houses off in the distance.]

Holy crap...what the hell are those?

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Buildings. You can tell by the way they've got walls and roofs and aren't moving.

[identity profile] replica-flame.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not an idiot, jackass. I know what a building is.

So...you guys moved them here?

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Then why did you ask what they were? Are you sure you're not an idiot?

There we go, proof that you are. That's what the entire point of me speaking was. We moved them here.