But you know you could do it, so why do you need to? The whole academic process is antiquated and run on politics based on who sleeps with whom and who you got to peer review your last paper! The world's not run by academics--look what happened to our current president! Man's got crazy companies nearly destroying the world with secret tech--bet he didn't learn that at Columbia!

No way, E-Wood was the man behind the gray matter curtain. One of us! Why reinvent the road when there's tracks there to follow, so to speak. I bet their cyclical romance is a metaphor for something. Circle of life stuff.