adstring_npc: (Chairman)
Adstringéndum NPC ([personal profile] adstring_npc) wrote2010-04-06 07:45 pm

{Unified Universe Project} [Video]

[The PCD comes on, focused on a rather orderly desk. The 'inbox' on the desk is full and Donna is standing next to it. Chairman Springsteen leans into the shot, reaching to grab and open one of the files.]

No, they all say the same thing. Reasonless panic. [He shrugs and moves it to the 'outbox.']

It's not their fault that you have them looking for anything that changes. Or that they're stupid mice, the most of them. How big is the change? [Donna's smirking and leaning over the desk, toward him. It can be noted that her blouse is low-cut, and her heels are perhaps a bit higher than are professional.]

Less than .002%. Nothing to panic over. Though the chemists are bothered. Some substance they were messing with turned into cola. [Springsteen is smirking as he rests his elbows on the desk.]

Well. This world is... [Donna shrugs.] ...predictable in its unpredictability. If they're so bothered, send some of them out. Bao wants out of her cage.

[The Chairman shakes his head.] No. I have her busy with other things.

[Donna straightens, clearly pissed off. Her lips tighten.] Another side project that you didn't tell me about?

[He snorts.] Hardly. It got approved by all of us months ago. It's just taken time to get her to head down that road. She's hardly as biddable as Morimoto was. He was useful, you know.

To a point. [She no longer looks quite as angry.] Send some of the mice out to look around, then. Ones that the snakes won't bite.

Snakes don't bite mice. They swallow them whole. [Another file gets opened; he's not paying so much attention to Donna anymore.] But some of ours should be safe. Send Andrew in on your way out. We'll pick a few.

[Slowly, very slowly, Donna adjusts her blouse. Her voice is frosty.] On my way out. There were several other things on the agenda, as you--

[The PCD times out.]

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2010-04-07 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Do I care what you want on your resume? Oh, guess what. I don't.

You're small time. Go kill Outsiders and then I can give you a 'the'.

[identity profile] kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com 2010-04-07 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I care about what you care about? Jeez. You old farts need to stop thinking you're so witty all the time. It's boring.

Anyway, any change would be a good change around here. And if it makes cola, I don't see what the problem is.
Edited 2010-04-07 17:42 (UTC)

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2010-04-07 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
And you brats need to stop thinking you're important.

Did you miss what I said? Nothing to panic over.

[identity profile] kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com 2010-04-07 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm important where it counts. Unlike you. You mean squat to me unless you can get us out of here.

Yeah. That's what you said. Now am I gonna have to keep asking questions and beating around the bush, or can you save us both the effort and explain everything I haven't gotten to yet?

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
And yet you came to talk to me.

What is there to explain? There's a small frequency variance. It's shown up a few times in the last few days. It's nothing.

[identity profile] kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I can be generous. I even talk to useless scat like you.

Nothing about that annoying Bao lady or whoever that Moriyama guy was, huh? Oh well. Figures.

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Bao's not qualified to analyse things and Morimoto's definitely not.

[identity profile] kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, duh. From what I've seen, none of you are.