{Animus}

[adstring_npc]

[ there is a static hum on everyone's PCD, as the screen goes black. it starts to whisper, before ghostly voices seep through the communication lines ]


drink up

drink down

pick your poison

or we'll pick it for you

refunds not allowed!

Comments

[fairesthero.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. Water's good for you.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

but we wouldn't give old socks

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

we have i m p r o v e d the _water!

[fairesthero.livejournal.com]

...Don't sound so excited about it. It's just water.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

our water is

[fairesthero.livejournal.com]

What did you put in it?

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

spices
mices
water
2/3rds cup of boot
sun-dried tomatoes

[heartofalion]

I bet you don't even wear socks.

[saucey]

Because it sucks.

[exarmatio]

... ah, I'd rather... have tea, I think. But thank you...?

[fairesthero.livejournal.com]

I'm...sure there's some world where that would be a delicacy.

Hate to disappoint you, though, but I don't think that sounds so good.

[yourcurrysucks.livejournal.com]

So it's poison you're trying now, huh?

[cursed_mouse]

I'll make sure I figure out a way to purify it if you're going on about it like this.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

add it to tea
for an added

[exarmatio]

... like a flavor-enhancer?

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

poison is another word for

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

enhances, multiplies, divides, and adds!
brings out seventeen new flavors!

[yourcurrysucks.livejournal.com]

... no it isn't.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

never know until you try

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

your language is

[exarmatio]

Seventeen?

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

but meat is best when it's rotted

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

only when it's cold out
we've lost so many feet

[yourcurrysucks.livejournal.com]

Your face looks rather outdated to me.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]