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we thought there was a saying about this

but we've forgotten it

but enjoy the ride anyway
in a _new pair of ^shoes ~~or five~~

wait isn't that missing a foot

Oh? You're not only taking shoes, but limbs as well?

and we have a lot of arms

So I've heard. That must make things awfully confusing for you.

it is

hard to keep track of what one hand is doing
when you have a lot of them

we tried assigning feet
but it didn't work

But you aren't going anywhere, are you? What good would feet do, anyway?

don't know

as long as you have 2+

You could always sit. It's a suitable alternative.

what if we fell over

Pick yourselves back up again. You have hands.

Maybe you should hire an assistant!

we try
and our benefits are excellent

but no one stays

Ah, that's a shame.

What sort of benefits did you offer?

a portion of all the feet we collect
two(2) shoes
several(∞) mice
breakfast!
transportation

Transportation?