You don't know me, I don't know you, nice to meet you, I'm Jo.

[Brisk and to the point, not rattled.]

I've got an angel ready to kill a flower girl because she decided to go Ed Gein on us all, so I'm going to make this quick. Send anyone that can't defend themselves my way. I've got a shelter that can hold them until this bitch is put in her place.

[Jo is loading a shotgun as she speaks.]

Hope the votes were worth it, sir.

[It's meant to be encouraging. It comes off more rushed.]