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Second off, bring some more hot chicks to this hellhole. I'm sick and tired of the sasuage fest, are you trying to turn guys gay or what? 'Cuz just so y'know, I'm not gonna going to be touching any wieners.
And I see even you guys rely on the oldest comeback in the book, you should try harder! Now about that lady friend of yours with the two legs...What's her face look like? And her boobs, if you don't mind.
HAVE SOME KEVIN RAGE
First off, fuck you.
Second off, bring some more hot chicks to this hellhole. I'm sick and tired of the sasuage fest, are you trying to turn guys gay or what? 'Cuz just so y'know, I'm not gonna going to be touching any wieners.
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but she isn't cute
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...How'd you get that picture? That's pretty damn sexy of me. Though I gotta say, I don't look nothin' like a chick.
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you aren't cute
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Oh, but wait! You'd probably like that, since I've heard through the grapevine you enjoy turning guys into fagots for your sick enjoyment.
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All of you
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she's not
POPULAR MEDIA, KEVIN KNOWS IT ANIMUS. xD
Two legs is normal and relevant to my interests.
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And I see even you guys rely on the oldest comeback in the book, you should try harder! Now about that lady friend of yours with the two legs...What's her face look like? And her boobs, if you don't mind.
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