adstring_npc: (Unified Universe Project)
Adstringéndum NPC ([personal profile] adstring_npc) wrote2009-07-30 02:04 pm

{Unified Universe Project}[Accidental Video]

[Two feet are sticking out underneath a desk. A moment passes, and Matthew walks into the scene.]

Greg.

[There's no response.]

Dumbass.

[There's still no answer, so Matthew kicks the feet. There's a thunking noise and Greg comes out from under the desk, looking annoyed.]

I was busy!

[Matthew shrugs.] I just found half the blankets.

[Greg is glaring at his cousin.] I hit my... what?

In the second warehouse. Twenty five of the blankets are sitting in the back.

[Greg blinks.] Why?

[Matthew shakes his head.] A better question might be who.

Who?

Why are you asking me?

You said... Look. [Greg gets up from the floor, sitting on a chair.] Who all knew we were doing that?

[Matthew holds up three fingers and counts them off.] You, me, botanist. And botanist couldn't carry that many. Besides, she's working on making new ones that change color.

No, she cou-- [Greg looks confused.] Change color?

[Matthew shrugs.] Someone told her they weren't special enough, so now she's got to make them do useless shit. It's a science thing, you wouldn't--

--Understand, right. [Greg sighs.] I didn't take them back. Did you?

[Matthew shakes his head.] No. It was hard enough to get them out there.

Then...

[Matthew fixes him with a steady look.] Then you didn't code it right, and someone else saw what we said that wasn't supposed to. I think you need to look at your security on that thing, [he gestures at the recording PCD], and... oh hell. It's on. It's on.

[Greg bolts across the room and shuts off the video feed.]

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't... what? There's no way. You can't play a kazoo with your nose. It takes vocal cords.

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Other guys.

Yes, us guys.

Re: Matthew

[identity profile] originalprodigy.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you a scientist, by chance?

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That I am. If you're going to hurl insults now, please don't bother. We've heard them all.

[identity profile] throws-gun.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe he's got big lungs. I say it's scientifically possible.

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry. He's cranky and being a jerk. He can't.

[Said more quietly:] They're not going to kill us, idiot, and being smart isn't going to get us anywhere.

[identity profile] alle-halle.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds too much like communism to be true.

[identity profile] originalprodigy.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? Just because, from what I've heard, this is all your fault?

[identity profile] throws-gun.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, I wasn't planning on killing you in the first place.
bunny_flower: (Default)

[personal profile] bunny_flower 2009-07-30 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
... I would guess that something has been found out ?
scarysnakelady: (I'm the queen of the superficial)

[personal profile] scarysnakelady 2009-07-31 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[She's trying so hard to be very good and not snicker, really.] Tell Caroline good luck--and that they worked well enough already.

What, they gonna get you in trouble for a few blankets?
golden_hawke: (wtf you just do?)

[personal profile] golden_hawke 2009-07-31 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
-=And the nude one just glares and listens.=-

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Which, the dying or the melodrama?

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's why.

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Not you. Matthew's just being overdramatic talking about us getting killed. And playing kazoos by noise.

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
The question is how.

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Are you the one that got her making them change colors?

The issue is that we answered some questions and talked, not that we gave blankets.

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Matthew glares right back.]

[identity profile] throws-gun.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm all for people playing kazoos with their nose, very scientific, but I wouldn't kill fellow... smart... people. Unless they sucked. You don't suck. My father-in-law does. Not the point though.
scarysnakelady: (All these things that I've done)

[personal profile] scarysnakelady 2009-07-31 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Um. I might have said something. Entirely as a joke, you know. I didn't think she'd take it seriously.

Ah. Yeah, information is... a precious thing. Are they angry over what you said, or the fact that you said anything at all?
saucey: (Anime; bored)

[personal profile] saucey 2009-07-31 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Careless.
bunny_flower: (RL Uno)

[personal profile] bunny_flower 2009-07-31 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
The PCDs are fickle. They do tend to turn on unexpectedly and make things less secure than we would like.

[identity profile] alle-halle.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
Both.

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he'd fit in pretty well in old Russia, then.

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you kill your father-in-law?

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