{Unified Universe Project} [Text]

[adstring_npc]

I'm really sorry. I think the network is almost repaired. I'm not sure on that, but I think.

Comments

[mytechendsworld.livejournal.com]

You couldn't just roll back to the previous code?

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

The boss wants these upgrades.

[mytechendsworld.livejournal.com]

But I bet the boss doesn't want a code that is bonk.

...Unless your boss is Matthew Harding.

[shudder]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

I don't know who Matthew Harding is, but

Actually, I won't type that, because he reads everything on the network.

na na na inspector gadget. na na na woo hoo!

[mytechendsworld.livejournal.com]

...Of course he does. Why wouldn't he? All crazy science experiments gone wrong have a stalker-boss. I bet he has a pit of sharks under his desk that reveals itself with a push of a hidden button. Also he probably has an iron hand with spikes on it.

LOL

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Sharks, no. Velociraptors, yes.

I don't think he could lift an iron hand with spikes.

You have a boss back home that watches and has sharks?

[mytechendsworld.livejournal.com]

Dinosaurs? For realises? Can I see one?!

I suppose he'll have to settle for the metaphoric Hand of God.

Worse. He has US Senators.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

I think there's one stuck out there that got turned to stone. I don't think you want these guys unleashed again.

Ours used to. Now we're here.

[mytechendsworld.livejournal.com]

A stone dinosaur? But dinosaurs! I guess if you wanted to avoid the whole Jurassic Park scenario but, ya kinda already did one worse right?

That...doesn't sound good.

Nice Eyes Upon All He Sees. We're good quiet codemonkeys here.

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

They're robotic, so they're not going to eat us. They don't get hungry.

Exactly.