adstring_npc: (Chairman)
Adstringéndum NPC ([personal profile] adstring_npc) wrote2009-08-25 03:31 pm

{Unified Universe Project} [Text accidentally sent to whole network]

MEMORANDUM

To: All departments, Guards
From: The Chairman
Re: Safety

Greetings.

Cease and desist all video posting this instant. No more mentions of full names will be given. Refer to yourself by rank at all times in case of equipment malfunctions.

Any idiot that forgets this deserves what they’ll get. And if they don’t get it, I’ll give it to them myself.

[identity profile] cornered-circle.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I've always wanted t'be an Admiral. Maybe even a Grand Admiral!

Any forms I 'ave to fill out?

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I only sent a memo with orders. Why would you think I'm in charge?

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[identity profile] stalwart-flame.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I am a leader.

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[identity profile] 1-resonance.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I've had memos, yes. But this reminds me more of a theatrical display moreso than... just a memo. Everything here is so dramatic. I suppose you would have made a great Captain back at home, maybe....

To each their own, I guess.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
...

You're now Grand Admiral upon completion of form 14C. The challenge of the form is finding it.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Soldier? Hah. Shoo. I don't know what you are, but I don't want to talk to something like you.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Science is far more important than military might.

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[identity profile] 1-resonance.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
And I agree; it still does not deny the fact.

[identity profile] cornered-circle.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
They always catch you with the paperwork.

'Kay. When I find it, where do I send it in, or does the rank sorta auto-attach? The postal system 'ere is terrible, don't trust mailin' nothing.

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[identity profile] electric-dui.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
You already got plenty of those now, huh.

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yes they do.

When you find it, post to the PCD showing the form.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
And so do you. But I don't want to hear about yours.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
To each their own, right. I'll keep my own, you keep your own.

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[identity profile] 1-resonance.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a lovely plan.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
It's called motivation. Learn about it.

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[identity profile] electric-dui.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you mean the stuff that those people you're screaming at are helping us with?

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[identity profile] stalwart-flame.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need threats to motivate my team.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I don't care what you need and don't need. I don't care about you, any of you, period.

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[identity profile] stalwart-flame.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Which is asking for trouble on both sides from people who do care.

[identity profile] jam-lover-13.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Full names, huh?
What's wrong with that Asahi-guy that even the scientists are paying attention to him?

[identity profile] deus-per-libri.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Decides against asking any questions, and gathers what information he can from other threads, for now.]
golden_hawke: (buh?)

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[personal profile] golden_hawke 2009-08-26 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
-=Intently deciphering.=-

This is a person who is in charge?

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[identity profile] dreammaren.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
I was told about giant bugs that you had in there and I wanted to see one.

Not really.

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