{Unified Universe Project} [Text accidentally sent to whole network]

[adstring_npc]

MEMORANDUM

To: All departments, Guards
From: The Chairman
Re: Safety

Greetings.

Cease and desist all video posting this instant. No more mentions of full names will be given. Refer to yourself by rank at all times in case of equipment malfunctions.

Any idiot that forgets this deserves what they’ll get. And if they don’t get it, I’ll give it to them myself.

Comments

[bunny_flower]

Are you in charge, sir ?

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

If the holes in this network don't get patched up soon, I'll be charging into someone's office as well as being in charge.

Yes.

[dreammaren.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should stick to pen and paper.

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

And hand-deliver it to everyone. Congratulations, that's the stupidest idea I've heard all day, and I was talking to my wife earlier too.

(frozen comment) [Offline]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

The memo was received with many different reactions.

~*~

In the botany department, Caroline fed pieces of paper slowly to her Disposal Zucchini Vines while looking confused. “I have a rank? What sort of rank? Is it military? I can’t ask him, I’d have to tell him who I was to find out, or do something video, and I’m not allowed to anymore…” A zucchini blossom licked at her hand and she gave it the rest of the trash before wandering back to her PCD. “I don’t get it…”

~*~

“Oh SH—“ was the noise that came from the room filled with bugs, and then it cut off. “Um, with all due respect, sir, I didn’t mean to swear over the network in reply to you. My apologies.” Matthew shut off his PCD and shoved it in a drawer before looking over at the mild-smiling Professor Johnson. “Great. I just swore at the Chairman.”

“Almost swore. You stopped yourself. And he’s heard worse from you.” Andrew shrugged. “It’s nothing to worry too much about. If our goals wind up limited, we’ll find another way to accomplish them.”

“But this means the—“

“Yes. Someone with a history related to the Death Note showed up again. Do we have anything more on the one that isn’t L?”

“Greg’s checking into that shit. Sir. I’ve got to finish my caterpillar project.”

“Good, good.”

~*~

Donna smirked. “Well. I guess that means we just can’t manage to have a meeting very soon, then. Such a shame, having so many dangerous elements in the city.” She chuckled to herself as she fixed another cup of coffee. “Poor Miss Sandiego and Miss Unohana. I suppose they’ll just have to wait. It must be so hard.”

~*~

In utter confusion Bao stared at the screen. “On top of everything else, more questions. Is this a distraction technique aimed at us? Is it supposed to alienate us further? There is no sense to anything anymore. But if we must hide behind ranks and text…” She paused. “It might be time to ask a few more questions.”

[Video]

[kannon-sama.livejournal.com]

[Kanzeon is laughing hysterically and holding her sides.]

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

At least there's a show along with the annoyance.

[pervy-sennin.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE'S in a bad mood today. Any particular reason for this?

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Tell me. Have you ever dealt with leading complete idiots and then having more idiots fire useless questions at you when a device malfunctions? That might give you an answer to your question.

SHUT UP, I HAD TO !

[ff_red_turk]

[Text] NEVER GONNA SHUT ME UP, NEVER GONNA LET ME DOWN

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Well look. Maybe one of them has enough brains to keep their fool mouth shut.

[Voice]

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

I see. So you are very aware inside of what goes on out here.

Tell me, do you watch everything so closely?

[Voice]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Ah, the scarlet bitch.

Not that it's any of your business, but the risk of remaining ignorant is foolish.

[bakahatsu-da.livejournal.com]

We're so scared.

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

I don't give a care about what you are or aren't.

[cornered-circle.livejournal.com]

[Ignoring that it was an unintentional post]

What if we don't 'ave rank? Can we just pick one?

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

...

Do that. Pick a rank.

[VIDEO POST]

[originalprodigy.livejournal.com]

Is this because your people messed up and got seen? The whole blanket fiasco?

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

What blanket fiasco? Who got seen?

[Video]

[touching-rust.livejournal.com]

Uwah! Why... h-h-hello...

I think your name is Griswold Von Coarsetrout.

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

I don't care what you think.

[electric-dui.livejournal.com]

Wish I had some popcorn.

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Not my problem.

[1-resonance.livejournal.com]

I agree with... Cole, was it? This is a very interesting display.

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

...it's a memo. You don't have memos in your world?

[Text]

[stalwart-flame.livejournal.com]

Why would you threaten people under you over matters of their own safety?

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

You've never lead at all, hav eyou.

[Offline]

[al_truism]

[... and this makes him suspicious. Full names, video posts...?

It sounds like that weapon all over again.]

[lostwish.livejournal.com]

...Couldn't you set up automatic filters in your devices?

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

And what would you know about it?

[offline]

[knight-within.livejournal.com]

[is busy worrying about what Al is worrying about]

[excel-of-across.livejournal.com]

Are you the one in charge here?

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

I only sent a memo with orders. Why would you think I'm in charge?

[jam-lover-13.livejournal.com]

Full names, huh?
What's wrong with that Asahi-guy that even the scientists are paying attention to him?

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

I don't give a care about any of you, least of all someone named Asahi.

[deus-per-libri.livejournal.com]

[Decides against asking any questions, and gathers what information he can from other threads, for now.]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

[Notes that Light's PCD accessed this post, makes sure one more time that nothing from his side has been visible so far as he knows since Light's arrival, and doesn't reply.]

[video]

[golden_hawke]

-=Intently deciphering.=-

This is a person who is in charge?

[Text]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Are all of you this stupid? We don't live in chaos.

[Private // Unhackable // Voice]

[ffvii-cloud.livejournal.com]

You are Professor Miles' superior...

[Private // Unhackable // Voice]

[adstring-npc.livejournal.com]

Yes. Why?