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((ooc: 1) everyone will be able to tell this was a message from the UUP
2) any comments to this entry will be treated as a private conversation between the UUP and the sender,
3) there's additional information on the party including the location (center of the Safezone), coordinates to where formal wear can be obtained, and to please reply if transportation is needed.))

Comments

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You have reached the inbox of the Unified Universe Project Holiday Celebration Organization staff. If you have any questions, we will be glad to answer them.

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...If you collectively all mashed together and became one gooey amoeba, what kind of tree would you be?

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With proper growth and care, we would change from the state of an amoeba into a palm tree.

[throws-gun.livejournal.com]

So if I brought a giant palm tree to the party would I get somethin good? What if I just brought cocounuts? I wonder where I could find some coconuts...

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We are not authorized to answer that question. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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...If I accidentally made a giant robot and he accidentally blew up a few buildings would you accidentally kill me?--Okay I'm done.

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That is a question better suited for the defense department.

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Well I'll be.