adstring_npc: (Chairman)
Adstringéndum NPC ([personal profile] adstring_npc) wrote2009-08-25 03:31 pm

{Unified Universe Project} [Text accidentally sent to whole network]

MEMORANDUM

To: All departments, Guards
From: The Chairman
Re: Safety

Greetings.

Cease and desist all video posting this instant. No more mentions of full names will be given. Refer to yourself by rank at all times in case of equipment malfunctions.

Any idiot that forgets this deserves what they’ll get. And if they don’t get it, I’ll give it to them myself.
bunny_flower: (profile)

[personal profile] bunny_flower 2009-08-25 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you in charge, sir ?

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
If the holes in this network don't get patched up soon, I'll be charging into someone's office as well as being in charge.

Yes.

[identity profile] dreammaren.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should stick to pen and paper.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And hand-deliver it to everyone. Congratulations, that's the stupidest idea I've heard all day, and I was talking to my wife earlier too.

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[identity profile] dreammaren.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you're not very good at using these things if that was meant to be secretive.

Besides, I never said that you personally should give them out.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
They're supposed to be fool-proof. Too bad they're not idiot proof, then I'd have peace and quiet.
bunny_flower: (dark smile)

[personal profile] bunny_flower 2009-08-25 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
May I inquire as to whether your PR department has been in touch with you regarding the meeting we are planning to hold with you ?

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
The memo was received with many different reactions.

~*~

In the botany department, Caroline fed pieces of paper slowly to her Disposal Zucchini Vines while looking confused. “I have a rank? What sort of rank? Is it military? I can’t ask him, I’d have to tell him who I was to find out, or do something video, and I’m not allowed to anymore…” A zucchini blossom licked at her hand and she gave it the rest of the trash before wandering back to her PCD. “I don’t get it…”

~*~

“Oh SH—“ was the noise that came from the room filled with bugs, and then it cut off. “Um, with all due respect, sir, I didn’t mean to swear over the network in reply to you. My apologies.” Matthew shut off his PCD and shoved it in a drawer before looking over at the mild-smiling Professor Johnson. “Great. I just swore at the Chairman.”

“Almost swore. You stopped yourself. And he’s heard worse from you.” Andrew shrugged. “It’s nothing to worry too much about. If our goals wind up limited, we’ll find another way to accomplish them.”

“But this means the—“

“Yes. Someone with a history related to the Death Note showed up again. Do we have anything more on the one that isn’t L?”

“Greg’s checking into that shit. Sir. I’ve got to finish my caterpillar project.”

“Good, good.”

~*~

Donna smirked. “Well. I guess that means we just can’t manage to have a meeting very soon, then. Such a shame, having so many dangerous elements in the city.” She chuckled to herself as she fixed another cup of coffee. “Poor Miss Sandiego and Miss Unohana. I suppose they’ll just have to wait. It must be so hard.”

~*~

In utter confusion Bao stared at the screen. “On top of everything else, more questions. Is this a distraction technique aimed at us? Is it supposed to alienate us further? There is no sense to anything anymore. But if we must hide behind ranks and text…” She paused. “It might be time to ask a few more questions.”

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
May you? Inquire away.

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[identity profile] kannon-sama.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kanzeon is laughing hysterically and holding her sides.]

[identity profile] pervy-sennin.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
SOMEONE'S in a bad mood today. Any particular reason for this?

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me. Have you ever dealt with leading complete idiots and then having more idiots fire useless questions at you when a device malfunctions? That might give you an answer to your question.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
At least there's a show along with the annoyance.
ff_red_turk: (fire)

SHUT UP, I HAD TO !

[personal profile] ff_red_turk 2009-08-25 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] dreammaren.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that mean you're technically an idiot too then?

[Text] NEVER GONNA SHUT ME UP, NEVER GONNA LET ME DOWN

[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well look. Maybe one of them has enough brains to keep their fool mouth shut.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
No. That means the people pestering me with useless questions are idiots.

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[identity profile] pervy-sennin.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Just checking~. Makes me glad I'm not a leader since this is what you have to deal with, apparently.

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[identity profile] dreammaren.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the one that made yourself worth pestering.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That and the guilt of your people dying if you give a care. At least they come back?

It's like a soap opera out there sometimes.
bunny_flower: (moon up)

[personal profile] bunny_flower 2009-08-25 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Then, consider me inquiring, sir. We will be awaiting an answer from you or a member of your staff.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you really that bored? Go fit in with your fellow Outsiders, go kill one of them randomly. It's apparently the thing to do.

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[identity profile] adstring-npc.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
We're not stupid. You'll be waiting a bit while we watch.

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[identity profile] dreammaren.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I am bored, yes. And I haven't seen any of the bugs that were apparently giant.

I'm not one for 'fitting' in and I don't kill.

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[identity profile] vile-queen.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. So you are very aware inside of what goes on out here.

Tell me, do you watch everything so closely?

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